This sounds like my kind of guy. According to Vice, a 50-year old in rural Turkey spent hours with police in a search party that was looking for him. Apparently, Beyhan Mutlu went drinking with friends then entered the woods without returning. His friends, being the good people that they are, sent for the police to look for him. After hours of searching and shouting Mutlu name, Mutlu said to the group, "who are we looking for? I'm here." If only finding "self" was so easy. More below.